Author Archives: Lucius Somesuch

Earth to Sandra Collins: Look in the mirror, you ugly old whore

Old women should never harbor opinions about anyone’s attractiveness.  Least of all, the lifelong fuglies, who wouldn’t recognize attractiveness if it kicked them in the ass. Which often it does.

Laboum Came Back, and I didn’t know (but now I do)!

In my defense, what with all the huge excitement over A Pink’s glorious reascendance–plus my being off the grid for over a week– the fact that Laboum was teasing a comeback passed entirely without my notice. But, I only missed it by a day (though I am saved further unforced Laboumlessness by scanning onehallyu when […]

A Pink’s “Eyes”

Twenty-two year old Kim Namjoo, 21 year old Oh Hayoung, and their unnies perform for Show Champion the second greatest ballad from their Pink Up minialbum:   with the glowing ice podiums that have been a sublime perennial for K-pop since the time of T-ara’s “We Were in Love” and the ballad arrangement of “Cry […]

A Pink Win the No. 1 Spot on the soompi chart with “Five”!

On my return from the woods, I was horrified to see that, despite taking trophies on The Show, Show Champion, and Show! Music Core A Pink only managed to move up to no 3 on the soompi chart.  Their best chance to win on the (admittedly idiosyncratic) aggregate barometer had failed!  And ironically, even “Only […]

Last weekend, A Pink took Show! Music Core again with “Five”!

What could be more glorious?  A Pink now moves into place as the third highest Show! Music Core trophy-winning act in history, with a win that gave them a second week clean sweep of The Show, Show Champion, and Show! Music Core.   Truly, “Five” is A Pink’s great comeback, a resurrection of preeminence–idol fairies […]

Happy Birthday Hayoung!

A Pink’s maknae turns 21! –in the midst of a happy and glorious season of A Pink triumph!   –and while this post is prescheduled (and the last time I had to do this for Hayoung it didn’t post!), wherever I may be there will be happy wishes in my heart for Hayoung. Happy birthday […]

The Sakesheist “Five” Stage: A Pink Today on Music Bank

Ah, A Pink in white outties that recollect their glorious “Attracted To U” stage for Music Bank two summers ago!   Hayoung, Eunji, and willowy Naeun in white denim jeans, Chorong and Bomi’s hair with a touch of crimp, and throughout a stately lucidity that exemplifies that refreshing summer vibe.  Plus Namjoo’s face aglow as […]

Rusticating: the Week in Review, and notes for the week to come

It’s been a busy week, what with A Pink’s continued triumphs with “Five”, visitations from the Muse, tears over the ending of Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, a helpful reminder to Vox Day not to trust “SteelPalm”, and who can remember what all besides (oh, that 4,000 word essay on “One of These Nights”, […]

Spencer Quinn: “It would be best for all if the races admitted our differences and separated as soon as possible.”

An excellent piece in rebuttal of the obnoxious Cosby Kid affirmative-action “linguist” John McWhorter, with some of the most lucid writing I’ve seen at The Unz Review on the desirability of permanent separation from the African anthropoid populations. Whites are beginning to wake up and realize that racial differences need to be discussed openly and […]

Five for “Five”: A Pink Wins Again on Show Champion!

A Pink further solidify their comeback with a fifth trophy win from today’s broadcast of Show Champion:   [I’ll update as we get a good upload for the prize ceremony, and reportedly some further cute interactions between A Pink members and Red Velvet.] Anyhoo, at this point I can say that my prayers for A […]

A Pink Win SBS “The Show” for Second Week with “Five”

A Pink’s glorious Reconquista of K-pop continues with their fourth trophy for “Five”! With the “veteran” girl group displaying its musical, social, and cultural hegemony at the foremost ranks of the field.     The girls delighted in their lemony outfits with the blue rococofied blue pocket ribbon detailies.  And now, in further proof of […]

Red Velvet’s “One of these nights”: The Sewol Ferry Theory Explained

Red Velvet’s “One of These Nights” MV has been, from the moment it was released, a personal favorite and a conspicuous example of an “instant classic.” Awash from beginning to end with spellbinding imagery, captured with peak technical fluency, “One of These Nights” would be, even without any search for hidden meaning, a work of […]

Joy Plays a Sewol Survivor in Red Velvet’s “One of these Nights” MV

It’s so beautifully simple that it’s undeniable: but it’s shameful I never figured it out for myself. Indeed, I don’t think I quite took the hint with all that water, until “The Theory” was pointed out to me. And now, for all my raptures about the video’s Coppola-esque dissolves, I find again that my wallowing […]

A Pink Win Show! Music Core With “Five”!

Truly, we have been blessed with this resurgence of legendary A Pink to the pinnacle of triumph with “Five”! I went to bed early, in part due to real fatigue but also, alas, deterred from imagining there was much of a shot thanks to a quick perusal of a onehallyu poster’s breakdown of next week’s […]

Lisa’s Pelvis is So Bewitching in those high-waisted floral print pants

Something about the statuesque little minx flaring her hips . . . intoxicates me:   OMG and the way she taps the floor like a bolt of sexy minx-faced lightning!   How does one learn to move like that?   Does this mirror make my butt look hot?

Happy Birthday Baby Soul!

The Lovelyz leaderz turns twenty-five! Sigh.  Poor Baby Soul, why have I always thought of her as an old woman, even back in the days of “For You” and Lovelyz in Wonderland when she was puttering around lost in Seoul and the captions on the show call her a grown-up baby who can’t ask for […]

A Pink Wins Show Champion With “Five”!

A Pink consolidate their comeback with a second trophy win for “Five” from Show Champion. A very respectable showing for a “veteran” girl group in its seventh year–especially given the competition. If we can snag a Music Bank or M! Countdown or Inkigayo trophy this week, that would be even sweeter still!  But it is […]

A Pink Wins SBS The Show With “Five”

Joining the illustrious ranks of T-ara, Lovelyz, and solo Eunji, A Pink picks up the trophy for today’s The Show: Congratulations to beloved A Pink on this meaningful win– and to all the Pink Pandas who have supported A Pink stoutly for this promotion. May A Pink rake in some more trophies, and of course […]

Dal Shabet in Denim Cutoffs and Safety Shorts

Make safety shorts great again with Dal Shabet! Performing their classic 2012 hit “Have, Don’t Have” as a quartet.

Where Has 4/4ths of Dal Shabet in Thigh High Boots Been All My Life?

Yeah yeah yeah a bunch of Freemasons signed a piece of parchment today– but have you seen this Dal Shabet stage from Inkigayo, ludicrously billed as “cute” when obviously it’s a sake-she concept?: And this time, baby, Subin put on the thigh high boots too.  Can’t believe I haven’t watched–??–this before.  Though admittedly the tops […]

Where has 3/4ths of Dal Shabet in thigh high boots been all my life?

Testimonial No. LXXXVIIIIX why you need to make sure you catch every broadcast from Music Bank, here is Dal Shabet with last fall’s postgrad party anthem “Fri. Sat. Sun.” with Ah Young, Serri, and Woohee all decked out in latexy thigh high footwear: Subin is the holdout, probably because thigh high boots are too lowbrow […]

Piece of crap has-been Barry Obama sets foot on sacred Korean soil

What the hell does this jobless black piece of shit think he’s doing? Get the fuck back on yo reservation, step’n’fetch. What a disgusting display.  Even for a White man, it’s outrageous for the predecessor to go around talking foreign policy like he has a voice. And Obama ludicrously refered to “climate change” as a […]

Some dumbass darkie “K-pop fan” weighs in on Bomi’s SNL skit

A negro agitproper at onehallyu unloads this bilge:  I think the best thing for Plan A if ever they get an notification of how this incident have hurt some people, then they need to release an apology. Blackface is an issue within Korean Media and has to be addressed. We live in a more moderate generation […]

Style Nanda Love 3CE Glossy Lip Stick #Picnicker

I don’t know what all the hell that means, but here’s today’s selection of cute photos from Style Nanda: Well it is glossy. And she seems pretty happy about it.  I think there’s something in the opening essay of Capitalism: The Unknown Ideal about the happiness-making of lipstick.  Not that Rand was really about that.  […]

The Soobin-SeolA-Yeonjung-Xuan Yi-Yeoreum Formation at 3:28ff

–with everyone trying to be moody and serious but Yeoreum just smiling so aegyo-like for the camera.  Priceless! Xuan Yi smiles just a little bit too, but it’s more of a sake-she appraising smile (which is wonderful too).  But Yeoreum steals the show at this juncture. Of course, every last thing about this song, this […]

The A Pink Inkigayo Comeback!

Resurgent A Pink brings an abridged 콕콕 stage plus the full “Five”: OMG Namjoo’s hair knots!!!

Eunseo and Soobin Speak Engrish!

Of course, I hope they stay safe from Nuyerk for many ages to come (and Eunseo doesn’t take false lessons from watching Gossip Girls); but here is Eunseo, followed later by Soobin, trying out their aegyo foreign language skirrs! Yeoreum waves cutely at the camera, Lucius waves back! lozlzozl

Bomi Did Nothing Wrong

I’m not going to condescend to pretend to take seriously this “blackface” “scandal” some meddlesome idiots abroad have tried to lay at the feet of A Pink’s Bomi. Understand, I have serious doubts whether blacks and humans even have a common ancestor (how many times do we have to go through this “Mankind originated in […]

Today I Have Seen the Two Greatest Girl Groups in History Share the Stage on Show! Music Core

After this weekend, will it ever again be true to say such a thing?  Well, depends on how much longer 4-ara will be promoting.  But for today, T-ara and A Pink, living legends, still hwaiting!  

Tears, Wind, Rain: Eunji’s “Like the Wind”

The beauty of a homogeneous nation adoring its own emotion, its music, its idol:

Terrorist Threats Continue Against A Pink

This week has seen a drastic continuation of the previous death threats against A Pink, with a bomb threat phoned in against their Comeback Showcase and now a building evacuation for Music Bank.  allkpop reports: On June 30 at approximately 10:30 AM KST, KBS-2TV received a call with the message, “[I] have installed a bomb […]

That splendid feeling that “Five” could be a big hit

When I go on youtube to watch A Pink’s “Five”, it shows me an ad in Korean with some bitch begging for “acceptance” of her confused son

Listen faggot Jews, get your schmucky pro-sterility shit out of mine and all righteous people’s eyeballs. You can practice that filth in Israel or your (consenting 18+ only) romper room in Silicon Valley.  But the inch-deep “tolerance” for your crapotry you’ve cultivated through the boobtube upon the social-conformist minds of silly females will evaporate quickly […]

Start Sinking the African “Refugee” Boats

If keeping Europe safe and pure and civilized means 244,000,000 dead Negroids, then it means 244,000,000 dead Negroids.  The same goes for China–hell, it even goes for the Arabs.  The human race owes the African hominoids nothing. Not that we really need to kill that many (at least by direct means– benign neglect will of […]

Reply 2014: A Pink’s “Five” MV Review

A Pink have returned, at what promises to be a crossroads for their career–for renewed recognition and popularity or else some sort of fade-out. With 2016’s long-awaited comeback “Only One”, A Pink seemed to hit a snag with their once dazzling popularity.  2015’s “Remember” didn’t equal the trophy-stealing triumph of their 2014 megahits “Mr Chu” […]

Sake-she Side of the Moon: Loona Kim Lip’s “Eclipse”

Having discovered this very shortly after its release, I failed to leave remarks in its praise for hope of further collating my thoughts, not only about the “Eclipse” MV and song in particular, but about the whole epic Loona phenomenon which shows little sign of even beginning to run its course. That said, I feel […]

Oh My Girl’s Seunghee Cries Singing “Ugly”

In further teary-eyed doings of K-pop this week, Seunghee had an emotional scene during OMG’s first Concert when she teared up while covering 2NE1’s feministyish song “Ugly”: Seunghee herself is, of course, the duckling of the Oh My Girl beauty basket, and was early on pegged with the “ugly” epitaph on Korean search engines, so […]

Chorong’s “Five” Teaser

The final of the member video teasers for “Five” shows us Chorong nibbling on a petit macaroon and giving us yet another musical snippet:   –which sounds, I suspect, like what we’ll actually get from the single– and if so, it’s a magical opening!

T-ara’s Very Emotional Win on “The Show”

Eunjung was already away, on account of her role on a tv drama, and of course Boram and Soyeon are not here, but when the winner was announced, Hyomin, Qri, and Jiyeon were reduced to absolute speechlessness: After five long years of ugly hatred at home, based upon wicked little lies, at last they are, […]

Eunji: A Pinky Up!

The good singer Eunji goes on her “blind date” with one of those actor trainees, I guess: