Author Archives: Lucius Somesuch

I dreamed last night that Baby Soul was living on an Indian reservation, so I know which broadcast performance of “Twinkle” inspired that idea

One of a number of “Twinkle”s I had meant to post here and never got around to, so I guess my Conscience decided to whisper a hint to go ahead and do that now. Plus, I dreamed Sujeong had a high school crush on me.  Oh no! Advertisements

“I’m sorry, Mark Hamill”

An excellent demotion on The Last Jedi, really getting into the thickets of bad plotting and lousy characterization so hopefully we don’t have to:  

Beyond Fake: Florida “School Shooting” Crisis Actors

Two and a half years into my Sandy Hook trutherism, there’s not a lot that surprises me.  Just look into “the matrix” and you see the glitches all the time. But this: Now we have to ask some hard questions.  It’s getting hard to keep “normies” from figuring out– even on their own!– what is […]

Yein Always Will Stand Guard Over the Portal to Eternity

–standing there at the end, facing the camera, in all her ingenuous fresh-faced virtue, this angel of goodness sent by God to illumine with her beamy brow our imperfect (yet Trump-led) world. God bless us, everyone–and God bless Yein, maknae and sentinel from Heaven. (PS Hi to Angel Jin on the screenshot!)

Inkigayo Is Better Than Any Movie Ever Made

Over the past couple of months, starting about a week or so before Christmas, I actually managed to watch ten or a dozen movies–most of them films I’d never watched before.  I should be ashamed to admit certain masterpieces that I’d never seen (or at least watched all the way through) before.  While there are […]

False Flag Florida: Gay FBI Anti-gun Theatre

Why does the FBI hate our freedoms?  What has turned this once-esteemed agency into a hornet’s nest of war criminals?  Check out this crisis actor laughing his way through his horribly cheesy CUNY Creative Writing major Jewess’ dialogue:   And, for a more sensible perspective annotating this clown’s lowbrow fibbathon:     Whether you accept […]

A double-dip of Lovelyz

As it turns out I never posted as many “Twinkle”s here as intended, let me made amends now with this still-fresh Inkigayo stage full of autumnal and Holiday cheer:   I wonder if Horace’s Centennial Ode were performed in similar fashion? As a bonus, here’s another piece of late-night re-viewing, a truncated but nonetheless classic […]

Florida School Shooting: Another False Flag

We know now just how corrupt, how evil, the FBI is.  Every day our “intelligence agencies” lie overtime trying to depose the President of the United States, just because he won’t authorize an invasion of Syria or North Korea, or give them the immivasion they desire to destroy Heritage America. And so it should be […]

Happy Birthday Yujeong!

Laboum’s Leader turns twenty-six! While things got dramatic last fall, Laboum had a musically superb 2017, and nabbed a prestigious Music Bank trophy where even such illustrious peers as Oh My Girl and Lovelyz were still struggling their way into trophydom (though we’re very happy that these three favored “rookie groups” all finally made it!).  […]

Momoland JooE’s Tropicana Suhpahkeeling!

More proof I need to quit every other interest and activity in life and devote myself entirely to K-pop LEST I MISS ALL THIS SUBLIMITY WHILE IT UNFOLDS IN REAL TIME!!! JooE made these commercials in September.  Five precious months of life, lost, while a pink haired and pigtailed JooE showed us the same GRATEness […]

I forget Dal Shabet Subin’s 24th birthday, Subin posts bikini instagram photos

It says a lot about the decline in quality of this blog that we missed Dal Shabet Subin’s birthday.  This gloriously multitalented artist:  a great vocalist, an obvious quick wit, an at least decent record producer, and a very good songwriter and soloist, is in addition a willowy beauty and, after all this time, has […]

SinB eats deliciously

I guess all of GFriend ate deliciously, but I’d say SinB eats deliciously most conspicuously:

Dayoung’s Graduation

I’m going to post this now and watch it later: I just watched the latest Uzzu Tape, with all its beauty overload (the girls were apparently doing some special stage collab with Hyuna), after a Lovelyz MV marathon plus “Glass Bead”, so I’m going to take a rest but I don’t want to lose this. […]

Happy Birthday Jisoo!

Lovelyz’ princess Jisoo turns twenty-four!   We are always mindful to be thankful that we have you in our lives–and we hope you will always be happy and healthy and in ours!  Happy Birthday Jisoo, and God bless you! Jisoo hwaiting!

Happy Birthday Naeun!

A Pink Goddess Naeun turns twenty-four! The past year and change has been a creative period of transition for our A Pink, with the mature musical flowers of Pink Revolution and Dear, the glorious “Bye Bye” Japanese single and MV, the delightful anniversary gift of “Always”, the triumphal return with “Five” and Pink Up, plus […]

Oh My Girl is leaving the building

at the end of this fan cam, in a pan through the crowd that reminds me a bit of Bertolucci: But enjoy the side view of the choreo, the girls’ mic leaving/gathering technique, and the redhaired girl in the crowd!

Happy Campers

So many lolzlzlzolz

JooE and the Momoland gang “give it to you” on today’s M! Countdown!

GREAT!! Mnet’s channel is doing a great job this new year btw: the Oh My Girl “Secret Garden” stages were all excellent and they’ve been uploaded in good quality, and of course I’ve been enjoying my “Bboom Bboom”s and Red Velvet “Bad Boys” too.  Anyway I’m happy to see yet another “Bboom Bboom” on stage.  […]

Red Velvet Yeri gets to wear leather pants for this one

Red Velvet’s turn at the MNet relay dance shows savage maknae Yeri rocking the leather look (along with Irene and Wendy).  Will her bad girl persona show up on a “Bad Boy” stage as well?   Oh the answer is yes!  Plus that slick satin top!

Happy Birthday Hyunjoo!

The former April member and The Unit sweetheart “happy virus” Hyunjoo turns twenty! Ne!  We wish Hyunjoo all the success she hopes for–and she remains very fondly fixed in our sweet regards.  God bless you, Hyunjoo, and Happy Birthday!

Suzy is so sexy in this instaclassic Inkigayo Comeback Stage

Dear Lord, Suzy is so enticing in this dulcet majesty of a stage!  What refulgence, what sleepy, beamy bedazzlement!   How did Christmas get back here so fast?!

Damnit, it’s about time we posted some of Red Velvet Joy’s sexy as hot sexiness in “Bad Boy” and the rest of Red Velvet’s hot sexiness, damnit

Joy is so fine.  Joy is especially fine in these leather pants and that damn fur stole wrapped around her sexy hips and waist and body. I was a day late in catching the MV when it came out–I knew a comeback was in the pipeline but I thought it was gonna wait for calendar […]

GFriend’s Christmas Whisper

“Love Whisper” on stage on Christmas Day!   I know I haven’t waxed lyrical yet about the sexy Red Velvet comeback or any other news–I’ve been very busy on other projects, plus President Trump has perhaps won his Vicksburg/Gettysburg turning point of the cold civil war with the SOTU and the Nunes Memo.  Hope Obama […]

More Oh My Girl “Secret Garden” on Music Bank

OMG in elegant black dresses and purple backdrops for more “Secret Garden”!

It’s a sweetcret–er, “Sweet Crazy Love”

While the Loonaverse keeps expanding, let’s give a nod to the I’ve-not-entirely-slept-on-it charm of Loona Odd Eye Circle’s promotions:   And while my preference is for “Sweet Crazy Love”, “Girl Front” has grown on me somewhat too:   With those Kim Lip coos, can we be blamed?

Our friend whorefinder on the State of the Union Address

Noble Alt-Right legend whorefinder has this to say over in the comments at isteve: Dear gosh, did Trump just get Vox to compare the DREAMers to Black Lives Matter? Seriously, this man is inside their heads and their OODA loops. He got Vox to compare illegal immigrants to a violent terrorist organization. And here’s the […]

The last season of “The Apprentice” in review

Before the new season premiere tonight!

Momoland’s JooE is so cute!

I’ve been sleeping on Momoland, but how could I not think that JooE is GRATE!! OMG she’s just so cute! Oooo, Momoland in chic and sake-she booties:        

Congratulations, Roger Federer!

Like James Bond, Victor Newman, and God, the man just cannot be stopped!   It is always an inspiration to see that this man has–yet and yet and yet again– pushed the boundaries of what even his most ardent fans have considered humanly possible. It has been ten years since John McEnroe declared Federer’s triumphs […]

Oh, it’s so-called “Holocaust” Memorial Day . . .

A Centerthot on dating an SJW

She left a lot of good opportunities for zingers on the table–and she’s hardly anything like a real conservative.  Still, this cutesy goof’s reading of an SJW’s dating profile has a few amusing moments.  

Fire Rex Tillerson

Two of the greatest ongoing campaigns of Big Lie propaganda of recent years are 1) the claims that Syrian President Assad orders chemical weapons attacks; and 2) the claim that Russia is behind blahblahblah rain on Tuesday. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, making the biggest display yet of his worrisome waffling and goofy ineffectuality in […]

Retro Weekend: GFriend’s “Glass Bead” on this Saturday Afternoon

GFriend’s debut did not impress me at the time (though for some reason I did buy the minialbum–but I skipped “Me Gustas Tu” until “Rough” came out and I was officially converted to “GodFriend”), but today we can enjoy the dulcet retro appeal of GFriend’s audition for global superstardom:

Happy Birthday Xuan Yi!

WJSN Goddess and Uncle Lucius’ Waifu Xuan Yi turns twenty-three! Needless to say, we wish this charismatic deity a Happy Birthday!   We want all her days to be happy, forever! God bless you, priceless pearl Xuan Yi, and may all your days–and WJSN’s days– be filled with song and beauty and love and health […]


We the People have spoken:  we want the borders closed. We want the 22 million illegal alien infiltrators to pack up and return to their beloved homes.  Our demands are peaceable and fair.  These criminal trespassers have been treated with extraordinary leniency thus far.  We should not have to resort to stiff-armed measures to be […]

Happy Birthday Seunghee!

Oh My Girl’s triumphant Main Vocal turns 22! As Oh My Girl celebrate their new peak of much-deserved success, we hope Birthday Girl Seunghee enjoys a wonderful time with her bandmates, and all the pride of their glorious new promotions.  God keep you safe, sweet Seunghee!  Happy Birthday!

The Two Year Anniversary of Mega-masterpiece GFriend’s “Rough”

A precious Snowflake indeed– arguable Song of the Decade “Rough” released today in 2016:   Just as the “long-shot” candidacy of Pres. Donald Trump was bounding upwards and onwards, from Korea came this symphonic anthem of dazzling powerful innocence to stir our hearts, then as today. Meanwhile at onehallyu (where I was thankfully reminded of […]

Oh My Girl Win Show Champion!

Oh My Girl follow up with a second “Secret Garden” win!  OMG hwaiting!

Oh My Girl Win SBS The Show!

Ne!  Oh My Girl’s much awaited moment in the trophy spotlight has finally arrived as they take their first ever show win on SBS The Show! Not too surprisingly, it feel to Goddess Jiho to take up the leaderly duties of beginning the ‘thank you’s because Hyojung and everyone else was too emotional!  But that’s […]

Tom Kawczynski did nothing wrong

Tom Kawczynski, a rural Maine town manager, has been dismissed after making “racist comments” to the effect that the region should maintain its historic White majority and keep Islam out. The predictable response from Leftist do-badders was to vilify him as a “White Supremacist”.  One scowling Marxist who turns up in the bing search cajoles […]