If Anything Could Make Red Velvet’s “Rookie” Enjoyable, Joy’s Plastic Overalls Would Be It

Enigmatic Waifu Joy does look fetching in these transparent purple vinyl overalls:

But good grief does this song still suck!

Trying to find something sonically palatable in this song is like trying to find effervescent refreshment in a glass of warm piss.

And I’m thinking about specific moments in the song where I think to myself, “well, maybe here it’s not qu-i-i-i-i-te so bad . . . .”

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