What is your damn problem, Iowa?
Or did Microsoft rig the caucus?
Donald Trump lives to fight another day– and New Hampshire and South Carolina, we can all agree, are more favorable turf. By no means can this outcome in insular Iowa determine the race.
Still, it is disheartening to say the least that the famed self-righteous obliviousness of the Northern Plains has come to the fore once again. And this time in service to the nefarious axis of Chamber of Commerce libertardians and Ashkenzazi swindlers who are willing to toss out democracy along with the republic in order to achieve their globalist wet dream of reigning as Brahmins over a universal Brazil.
Cruz–Good God, he looks like some hick town bank clerk in a Sergio Leone Western. I mean, are we sure he isn’t animatronic? Is his head square? Who is this putz? Why is he considered “conservative”? He’s a Neo-Con warmonger who wants to bully Putin. His wife is a bankstress whore for Goldman Sachs (to which illustrious house he owes money).
And Rubio– the cabana boy. A probable closet homo with a cruising-park arrest on his record. Remember when this clown came out and bested Governor Charlie Crist (he with the 80% approval rating) for Florida’s GOP Senate nom? Okay, Crist was a RINO opportunist. But who the hell was Rubio? Oh, a REAL CONSERVATIVE, so went the story. Why, beating Crist for that nom was a victory for the Right, supposedly! Plus fun for heir-in-waiting Jeb!, who envied Crist’s popularity. Well, somehow that never looked quite right to me. And seeing as how Rubio is an Amnesty tool and a homo to boot, it is apparent that whole “more conservative than Crist” business was malarkey. Fuck Marco Rubio.
Who the hell are these White people in Iowa who would sell out their country to dubious foreigners of dubious sexuality and completely pro-immigration, pro-corporatist ideology? They lose their small towns to Section H8 and Mexican illegals, destroying wages, polluting our food with Turd World pestilence, and driving the native progeny to meth and Medicaid. Donald Trump arrives, with a plan for deliverance. And they think Cruz and Rubio “share their values”. It is to laugh– no, to weep. G*dd–n Lutherans, get some f**king balls about yourselves!
UPDATE: Mickey Kaus directs to this article from just yesterday, in which the Des Moines Register and Bloomberg completely dismiss the “rumors out of Washington” of a Rubio “surge”:
Bloomberg News reporter Joshua Green analyzed the latest polling information during an interview on Breitbart News Sunday on the evening before the Iowa caucus.
He dismissed the buzz coming out of Washington D.C. suggesting that the Florida senator was surging right before the Republican primary caucus.
“There is no surge,” he said in an interview with Breitbart News Chairman Stephen K. Bannon on Sirius XM Patriot channel 125. “There is no evidence of anything like that.”
Mickey also helpfully notes that Marco Rubio and Microsoft have done business before.