–tweets Snark Enlightenment. H/t heartiste.
But the brainwashing of children on behalf of sodomism will continue. And the utterly clueless, self-benighted partisans of “social justice” will whizz out their (and other people’s) brainwashed children’s puerile scribblings and “cute” iterations of Mommie’s pinko propaganda as if these hobbled musings “prove” that “h8red” is only a “social construct”.
Because really, if children are grossed out by grown dudes making out, that’s only because the h8rs got to them first. Which means all right-thinking lovers of liberal freedoms need to expose every child they can get their hands on to as much gay PUA as possible ASAP! It’s “for the children”! So what if they puke at first? We’ll have them puking rainbows in no time!
[Ed.: I think I’ve got some upchuck in my throat.] –That’s just my jizz, you homophobe. Keep sucking, slave!
But in all seriousness: I need to find a nice hill so I can go die upon it. So this madness can end, and the children can again be free.