At le chateau, da GBFM(TM) writes:
many of youz do not know this but BEN BERNAnKE originally
WROTE da hit MILEY CYRUS SONG we cant’ stop:
It’s our House (& Senate) we can do what we want
It’s our Fed we can print what we want
It’s our dollar we can bankrupt who we want
We can bailout who we want
We can butthext who we want (2x)
Red commies and sweaty bungholes everywhere
Hands in the air like we don’t care
Cause we came to make so much debt now
And the betas here must pay it all now.
If you’re not ready to go home
Can I get a hell no
Cause we gonna print all night
Till we see hyperinflation alright . . . .
–I can’t get the line breaks to paste in correctly, so go read the whole thing over there, with its tempestuous swell, like a funnel of fire, of infernal boastings and twerkings. I can’t think why she toned down the final recording, but the original is a revelation.
–While I’m cribbing from the comments thread, I do have to give RappaccinisDaughter credit for a lovely dollop of whimsical alliteration (I hope she stole it from someplace else, because I’d hate to have to steal only from her): ” I’ll be in the best mood ever—rainbow-fartin’ unicorns shitting sherbet all through my head—and random people will *still* tell me to smile.” –‘Shitting sherbet’, that’s poetry.
