GBFM(TM) Maxim #9304847474

That’s nine billion, three-hundred and four mil– oh heck, what’s the rule about hyphenation when you spell out numbers again?

Oh well.  You do the math.

Da GreatBooksForMen has been on a tear ever since Miley Cyrus found her way onto his lap.  Apparently it’s been quite a ride– er, climb– for the dynamic if improbable duo, but GBFM has extracted some bitter wisdom from the experience:

WHEN YOU LET WOMEN INTO THE EXALTED RELAMS OF PHYSICS AND CHURCHES–SCIENCE AND GOD–IT ULTIMATELY RESULTS IN TWERKING, AS EXALTED SCIENCE AND GOD ARE REDUCED TO BUTT TWERKING AND GINA AND BUTT TNGLEOEOZ TWERK TWERK TWERK ZZLZOzolzzoz

–with secretive tapings to prove it.  I do hope twerking won’t find its way into the next reissue of the Book of Common Prayer.  But you can’t put anything past the Episcopalians these days.

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